Sunday, April 27, 2008
Can't get you (the song) out of my mind
"Flavor of Life"
ありがとう、と君に言われると
なんだかせつない
さようならの後も解けぬ魔法
淡くほろ苦い
The flavor of life
どうしたの?と急に聞かれると
ううん、なんでもない
さようならの後に消える笑顔
私らしくない
信じたいと願えば願うほど
なんだかせつない
「愛してるよ」よりも「大好き」の方が
君らしいんじゃない?
The flavor of life
ダイヤモンドよりもやわらかくて
あたたかな未来 手にしたいよ
限りある時間を 君と過ごしたい
And "Beautiful World" is also on full blast in my car lately...
ありがとう、と君に言われると
なんだかせつない
さようならの後も解けぬ魔法
淡くほろ苦い
The flavor of life
どうしたの?と急に聞かれると
ううん、なんでもない
さようならの後に消える笑顔
私らしくない
信じたいと願えば願うほど
なんだかせつない
「愛してるよ」よりも「大好き」の方が
君らしいんじゃない?
The flavor of life
ダイヤモンドよりもやわらかくて
あたたかな未来 手にしたいよ
限りある時間を 君と過ごしたい
And "Beautiful World" is also on full blast in my car lately...
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
The Truth About Men, Women... and Shoes
Susan: Well, you know what it's like at the start, when they're all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven't seen you naked yet. And it's like he's smashing at your door with his mighty battering ram. And he's promising to ravish you forever. So you brace yourself for man overload, and throw open the doors, and what do you find standing there? An oversized toddler who wants his dinner. And before you can say, "There's been a terrible mistake," he's snoring on your sofa, the fridge is full of empty bottles and the whole place smells of feet.
Sally: They marinade, you know.
Jane: What?
Sally: Men's feet. They don't have enough shoes, so they marinade in their shoes.
Patrick: Julia's pants.. are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidently swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.
Jeff: It's not gonna be like that with me and Julia.
Steve: Jeff, Jeff. Before you know it, you'll be sitting on the sofa with Julia, she'll be wearing pants large enough to cover Switzerland, and you'll discover that you're unable to make the slightest movement without her asking, 'Where are you going?' Every time! 'Where are you going?' She won't even know she's saying it! It's- it's like you've set off a motion sensor. And then, you'll notice that your house is covered in shoes. Shoes! Shoes everywhere! Why do they have so many shoes? Do they have extra feet we don't know about? Do they sprout rows of additional feet while we're asleep and gallop around the streets at night shouting 'WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?'
The whole weekend long, Drake, Jam and I watched Coupling (read: I made them watch Coupling), increasing our ability to include peculiar phrases in conversations... like the Giggle Loop, the Sock Gap, and the Melty Man. God bless British comedy.
Sally: They marinade, you know.
Jane: What?
Sally: Men's feet. They don't have enough shoes, so they marinade in their shoes.
Patrick: Julia's pants.. are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidently swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.
Jeff: It's not gonna be like that with me and Julia.
Steve: Jeff, Jeff. Before you know it, you'll be sitting on the sofa with Julia, she'll be wearing pants large enough to cover Switzerland, and you'll discover that you're unable to make the slightest movement without her asking, 'Where are you going?' Every time! 'Where are you going?' She won't even know she's saying it! It's- it's like you've set off a motion sensor. And then, you'll notice that your house is covered in shoes. Shoes! Shoes everywhere! Why do they have so many shoes? Do they have extra feet we don't know about? Do they sprout rows of additional feet while we're asleep and gallop around the streets at night shouting 'WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?'
The whole weekend long, Drake, Jam and I watched Coupling (read: I made them watch Coupling), increasing our ability to include peculiar phrases in conversations... like the Giggle Loop, the Sock Gap, and the Melty Man. God bless British comedy.
