Sunday, February 26, 2006
Reply to this for good luck!
I received one of those "write in your unique response, send to 10 friends, and you'll be lucky for life!" sort of questionnaires. Instead of responding to that one, I thought I could voluntarily torture those who happen to stumble upon my blog (by default or by accident).
1. What is your father's mother's favorite pet's name?
2. Have you been so hammered that you drank yourself to oblivion, spilled your deepest darkest secrets, and couldn't even walk any more so you kissed the pavement at 3am in front of your friend's apartment?
3. Have you ever been attracted to the same sex?
4. How about Kylie Manogue?
5. Um... Jon Lovitz?
6. Spell onomoto... whatever that word is that describes words that sound like it
7. Have you ever started drinking before noon? (if you are a New Yorker, you can skip this. We already know)
8. What website do you start your day with?
9. Are you more like Dilbert or Dogbert? (hint: answer the question - do you want to conquer the world or be a cubicle slave?)
10. If your fate was narrowed down to the following, which would you choose: 1) contract mad cow disease, 2) you are a kobe beef waiting to be slaughtered while being fed beer and massaged all day
11. Have you eaten at local hawker stands in a different country and not suffered diarrhea?
12. What is your favorite Monty Python episode/movie?
13. Are you my buddy?
14. Do your ears hang low?
15. And finally, do you promise not to send this out to 10 of your friends, therefore, ending the chain of happiness in the cyber world?
Thanks for playing.
1. What is your father's mother's favorite pet's name?
2. Have you been so hammered that you drank yourself to oblivion, spilled your deepest darkest secrets, and couldn't even walk any more so you kissed the pavement at 3am in front of your friend's apartment?
3. Have you ever been attracted to the same sex?
4. How about Kylie Manogue?
5. Um... Jon Lovitz?
6. Spell onomoto... whatever that word is that describes words that sound like it
7. Have you ever started drinking before noon? (if you are a New Yorker, you can skip this. We already know)
8. What website do you start your day with?
9. Are you more like Dilbert or Dogbert? (hint: answer the question - do you want to conquer the world or be a cubicle slave?)
10. If your fate was narrowed down to the following, which would you choose: 1) contract mad cow disease, 2) you are a kobe beef waiting to be slaughtered while being fed beer and massaged all day
11. Have you eaten at local hawker stands in a different country and not suffered diarrhea?
12. What is your favorite Monty Python episode/movie?
13. Are you my buddy?
14. Do your ears hang low?
15. And finally, do you promise not to send this out to 10 of your friends, therefore, ending the chain of happiness in the cyber world?
Thanks for playing.
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Fine... I'm bored and I don't want to study.
1) Rin. SUCK ON THAT SAKI!!!
2) No, that was you.
3) Yes, but only Lionel Ritchie. And let's be honest, he's pretty much a woman.
4) Actually, no. I dunno that whole locomotion thing kinda puts me off.
5) Only in animated form. And with his pants off.
6) O-n-o-m-a-t-o-p-o-e-i-a! 6th grade spelling champ, baby!
7) Yeah, probably.
8) Wouldn't this just be your homepage? Yahooo?
9) I'm a Dildog.
10) 2) Kobe beef. Not only will I enjoy myself, I'd have a namesake that scores 81 points in ONE SINGLE GAME!
11) No and yes?
12) The knights that say Nyuck. I haven't seen much Monty Python.
13) No. I'm your brother.
14) No, but my butt's starting to. Too many Fat Newtons. But oh how they help my crippling depression.
15) No, and only to spite you.
Kidding! Happy thoughts, sis.
1) Rin. SUCK ON THAT SAKI!!!
2) No, that was you.
3) Yes, but only Lionel Ritchie. And let's be honest, he's pretty much a woman.
4) Actually, no. I dunno that whole locomotion thing kinda puts me off.
5) Only in animated form. And with his pants off.
6) O-n-o-m-a-t-o-p-o-e-i-a! 6th grade spelling champ, baby!
7) Yeah, probably.
8) Wouldn't this just be your homepage? Yahooo?
9) I'm a Dildog.
10) 2) Kobe beef. Not only will I enjoy myself, I'd have a namesake that scores 81 points in ONE SINGLE GAME!
11) No and yes?
12) The knights that say Nyuck. I haven't seen much Monty Python.
13) No. I'm your brother.
14) No, but my butt's starting to. Too many Fat Newtons. But oh how they help my crippling depression.
15) No, and only to spite you.
Kidding! Happy thoughts, sis.
1. I don't think they had pets.
2. Letting the pavement get to 1st base? Like I'm that easy!
3. ...have you? =)
4. Make her stop, my ears are burning!
5. Sounds familiar, who is he again?
6. Onomonapeia?
7. Just say it already, I'm boring!
8. Gmail
9. My heart says conquer the world, but reality tells me I'm already a cubicle slave.
10. Whichever dies with the least amount of pain.
11. Once again, boring!
12. Lumberjacks. They be smexay.
13. I hope so?
14. Why? Is this a requirement to be your buddy?
15. I'm all about destroying happiness baby.
2. Letting the pavement get to 1st base? Like I'm that easy!
3. ...have you? =)
4. Make her stop, my ears are burning!
5. Sounds familiar, who is he again?
6. Onomonapeia?
7. Just say it already, I'm boring!
8. Gmail
9. My heart says conquer the world, but reality tells me I'm already a cubicle slave.
10. Whichever dies with the least amount of pain.
11. Once again, boring!
12. Lumberjacks. They be smexay.
13. I hope so?
14. Why? Is this a requirement to be your buddy?
15. I'm all about destroying happiness baby.
Ok, so I just took a 2-1/2 hour midterm, and the *whole time* I had "Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?" on repeat in my head.
You are evil. ><
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You are evil. ><
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