Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Great Cynic
* People cry when someone dies because they feel sorry for themselves.
* If someone said, "Hey beautiful!" not too many would turn around in fear of vanity. But if someone yelled, "Hey ugly!" lots of people would turn around to see who is uglier than them.
* When watching sex scenes with family, everyone shifts uncomfortably and looks slightly away from the screen - but you know they are actually watching from the corner of their eyes. There is an awkward and painful silence that falls flat in the air.
* Everyone says "I'm okay" when they are not really. Especially about being drunk.
* Some just have it easy. Life isn't always fair. But most likely, those who have it easy lament that they've never had a challenge and miss out on some golden opportunities.
* When you're talented as a child, you're considered a genius. But when you turn 20, you're just another ordinary person.
* If you have no music sense, most likely you'll never develop one.
* If you think the world revolves around you, you should hold up a lightbulb. Maybe your a student from UCLA.
* If you say that high school/college was the best time of your life, you haven't lived much.
* If someone said, "Hey beautiful!" not too many would turn around in fear of vanity. But if someone yelled, "Hey ugly!" lots of people would turn around to see who is uglier than them.
* When watching sex scenes with family, everyone shifts uncomfortably and looks slightly away from the screen - but you know they are actually watching from the corner of their eyes. There is an awkward and painful silence that falls flat in the air.
* Everyone says "I'm okay" when they are not really. Especially about being drunk.
* Some just have it easy. Life isn't always fair. But most likely, those who have it easy lament that they've never had a challenge and miss out on some golden opportunities.
* When you're talented as a child, you're considered a genius. But when you turn 20, you're just another ordinary person.
* If you have no music sense, most likely you'll never develop one.
* If you think the world revolves around you, you should hold up a lightbulb. Maybe your a student from UCLA.
* If you say that high school/college was the best time of your life, you haven't lived much.
// posted by sakit @ 1:15 AM 
